- It is impossible to make anything noob-proof because noobs are so ingenious.
- If hunting seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked the zombie behind you.
- Props will be shot and damaged in direct proportion to its value
- If you want the kill bad enough, chances are you won't get it.
- If your nade has a 50% possibility of being useful, 75% of the time it wont!
- Never share a camping spot with anyone braver than yourself.
- Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.
and the most important one: - There will always be a noob!