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Canadia eh?
Just realized I never introduced myself on here so here it goes

My name is Alex and I come from the great land of Canadia, eh? I'm 17 going on 18 but if you've seen me in game you would know I sound like a 13 year old prepubescent boy :p

I've been playing on the servers for about 3-4 months now, got 53 total connection hours racked up, #NoLife, at least it isn't on the same level as WhispEr's 180 hours :scream:

I like the servers cause there are a bunch of good maps to surf on 24/7, as well as there being a mix server to go on and play other maps

Other hobbies... hmmmmmm... I suppose if it counts I am a professional racer, I dunno if it is a hobby, or how to describe it, but I am one of the top ranked go-kart drivers in Canada which is cool I guess xD http://ekartingnews.com/2015/10/21/briggs-stratton-weekly-racing-series-standings-canada-final/ I'm #9 (and also #18 xD) :D

I have a dog who is big and annoying and a pain in my anus, but I still love him :D

My pornstar name would be George Bromley according to standard pornstar naming methods

Uhhhhhhhh, I guess that is it? I dunno what else to put on here, other than anyone who actually wants to stalk me I think I have given too much info here XD

Edit: Ahhhh thought about something else, if you've ever played with me you probably hate me cause I am an absolute sarcastic jackass hehe
 
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Welcome Alex, hope you'll enjoy your stay and maybe apply for admin....oh wait :stuck_out_tongue_wi
 
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Hello again Lotus, and I promise I don't hate you. (much) :p
 
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Hello Lord Lotus, its pretty cool that u are a professional racer... I am pretty good in Mario Kart my self xD
 
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Haha toke, you are so mean :p Zack I hate you too <3 Xylon I see what you did there xD
 
Princess lotus, its been a pleasure meeting you ingame. That racing thing tops my 3 songs i can play on piano. oh wells
 
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I am Princess Lotus, bow before me Ty!!!!! ily2bb Dev :D. Veux I still hate you, you know why :p Not cool man, not cool xD
 
Lmfao my hours #AllNightersOnServersEveryNight
also you bring Murphy's Law every time you talk to me hence my shitty time on every map ever #RIPpbAllDayEveryday (see what I did there ;))
 
what are you at now whisper, like 12 days total connection? xD Shame murphy's law make you crap at surfing, jk that's just you being crap :stuck_out_tongue_wi
 
Youre a noob Lotus, be quiet!
Also, Lotus is Lotus <- that insult.
 
If only that was an insult I might be hurt by your words, you are noobier than me, so that makes me King noob
 
"Murphy's Law states that: Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong." --Being Whisper part 1 (ramp glitches pls ><)
 
I think I am going to have to agree with the part where u day "if u see me in game I should like 13 year old" :p
 
I make you like 13 year olds? You should see a doctor about that :kappa:
 
Wispy, stop. Don't fabricate lies, and stop trying to say LOTUS IS A BUG. You sent me a link to the googlie images page for lotus bug and it was all pictures of locusts and asked if I wanted to correct it to locust. So stop, you are wrong, get rekt
 
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