Bend over and scream PAPAAAAAAA while wearing an anomaly mask and while an old guy with blue hair is behind you with a rage boner, ragew cause of your tight hole so he might consider doing your front instead. Or go skinny dipping in a bath of elephant jizz with your mouth forced open.
Be dumped by the love of my life ... I think? This was actually quite hard. Like this would make anyone super duper sad but is the all of the happiness that happens in life worth losing for the sadness?