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ggnr ez l2p all , c u @ lan kiddos
 
noobs both of u
 
Seeking great responses to very serious question.

23:15 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: If you aren't going to bed yet do you maybe want to
23:15 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: touch and tickle my left nipple
23:15 - [ﮔʜ] Melisa |: no

23:17 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: If you aren't going to bed yet do you maybe want to
23:17 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: touch and tickle my left nipple
23:18 - filthy disgusting old bread: Id never go to bed with that offer (EH Blue)
23:18 - filthy disgusting old bread: that is out of the question (EH Blue)

23:19 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: If you aren't going to bed yet do you maybe want to
23:19 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: touch and tickle my left nipple
23:20 - ˈɦɛeinəkən csgoatse.com: ok i am going to be now :D

23:19 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: If you aren't going to bed yet do you maybe want to
23:19 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: touch and tickle my left nipple
23:20 - Coco Jambo: but i am
23:20 - Coco Jambo: jesus
23:20 - Coco Jambo: i will worship it like dschingis khan the great warlord

23:21 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: If you aren't going to bed yet do you maybe want to
23:21 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: touch and tickle my left nipple
23:22 - [sσ].Th3One: ahhahahhaah
23:23 - [sσ].Th3One: what a facking phaggot!!!
23:23 - [sσ].Th3One: sick cunt

23:22 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: If you aren't going to bed yet do you maybe want to
23:22 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: touch and tickle my left nipple
23:23 - Braddy Daddy!: why not the right nipple?
23:23 - Braddy Daddy!: is that VIP only? :)

23:25 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: If you aren't going to bed yet do you maybe want to
23:25 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: touch and tickle my left nipple
23:26 - Skela: :steamsad:

23:25 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: If you aren't going to bed yet do you maybe want to
23:26 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: touch and tickle my left nipple
23:26 - orfA': ik it
23:26 - orfA': before you talked
23:26 - orfA': im ok
23:26 - orfA': if its only the right one
23:26 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: i got a secret pink nipple on my right testicle
23:31 - orfA': xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

23:27 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: If you aren't going to bed yet do you maybe want to
23:27 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: touch and tickle my left nipple
23:28 - Red ๑ﭥ: ya sure why not
 
Seeking great responses to very serious question #2

00:16 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: If you were a dragon, and you could pee standing up, could you fly while standing up peeing so in case you're short and the toilet is high you can hit it or would you just aim your junk up?
00:17 - Braddy Daddy!: N/A i have a vangine
00:17 - Braddy Daddy!: vagina*
00:18 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: does it smell?
00:18 - Braddy Daddy!: YES
00:18 - Braddy Daddy!: ALWAYS
00:18 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: omnomnom
00:19 - Braddy Daddy!: LOL
00:19 - Braddy Daddy!: or as that a trick question?
00:20 - Braddy Daddy!: because if i was a dragon and i flew too high, i'd be DRAGON my balls across your face xD
00:20 - Braddy Daddy!: LLOOOOOOOLLLLL
00:20 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: Maybe ;) daddy i'd like that <3
00:20 - Braddy Daddy!: hahahahaha
00:21 - Braddy Daddy!: you cunt xD

00:16 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: If you were a dragon, and you could pee standing up, could you fly while standing up peeing so in case you're short and the toilet is high you can hit it or would you just aim your junk up?
00:16 - orfA': if i am a motherfucking dragon
00:17 - orfA': i will pee when flying up to people
00:18 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: Me too!

00:16 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: If you were a dragon, and you could pee standing up, could you fly while standing up peeing so in case you're short and the toilet is high you can hit it or would you just aim your junk up?
00:16 - SpaceCatMeowDude #SophsKing: stand on my hands so the problem is solved
00:16 - SpaceCatMeowDude #SophsKing: might be pissing in my own face
00:16 - SpaceCatMeowDude #SophsKing: mouth
00:16 - SpaceCatMeowDude #SophsKing: in that case
00:17 - SpaceCatMeowDude #SophsKing: but no risk no fun
00:17 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: That's the spirit!

00:16 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: If you were a dragon, and you could pee standing up, could you fly while standing up peeing so in case you're short and the toilet is high you can hit it or would you just aim your junk up?
00:17 - Joe "Is" Dunne: fuck that shit, just piss over all the floor xD
00:19 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: Like u do with your small british penis already ;)

00:16 - [ﮔʜ] Havoc ツ: If you were a dragon, and you could pee standing up, could you fly while standing up peeing so in case you're short and the toilet is high you can hit it or would you just aim your junk up?
00:20 - Lotus: k
 
i'd like to point out the fact chewbac's literally a pirate wookie which is pretty fukn scary lool? unsure how i feel about the cactus in Melisa's pic it looks like it wants to kill cunts for no reason.
 
I LOVE CACTUSES DONT EVEN , THATS MY BABY CACTUS I HAVE!!!!
 
don't dare talk shit about cactuses, they're my babies